March 2012
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A question for you people:
Should my mum be worried about how I’m going to treat my future offspring if I tell my cat to “fuck off” whenever she cries for food?
Please note: I absolutely adore my cat. She just happens to have a serious cat-case of borderline personality disorder.
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Rant
Life without a printer is just fucking grand. It’s even worse that Hotmail is acting up and is refusing to let me attach files that are any bigger than a bloody ant - theoretically speaking, of course. I’ve had to resort to dramatic methods and send my files via Facebook attachments to my boyfriend for him to print off at his house, so I can have them ready to hand in tomorrow at TAFE....
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Favourite birds
The barn owl - for being so gorgeous
The bluebird - for being so pretty and dainty
The swan - for its elegance
The crow - for its “badass” front
The bowerbird - for its courtship rituals in which the male lures the female into his elaborate love-den laden with shiny, found objects
The lyre bird - for its ability to mimic almost any sound - even, unbelievably, that of a chainsaw
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Happy
I have the greatest family, really I do. As dysfunctional as we may be, we all love each other, and I have no doubt that we will be able to grab any problem and squeeze it by the throat, with some sick, self-deprecating jokes along the way.
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About feeling inspired
I suppose I’d be putting it simply if I said that I love to write. ‘Love’ just doesn’t cut it. I could gush and gush and gush about it, but I won’t. I’ll just sit here and let my hopes of becoming a published author slowly eat away at the insides of my soul.
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My unfortunate food situation
Ugh, my healthy eating habits have gone to hell since I started TAFE. I’m now eating less, and what I do eat is shit from the cafeteria that costs an arm and a leg. For example, yesterday I bought a small pesto chicken salad for $6. A few bites in I found a bit of gristle. You can say I won’t be having that again. Today I was handed a lemon slice, even though I asked for an apricot...
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